Yuletide letter

Dear Yuletide Writer,

Thank you! I am super excited to see whatever you will come up with! I'm sure that I will be delighted.

General Things I Like:

Happy endings, humor, mysteries, parodies and satire, fealty, found family, fake dating, disguises, people rescuing themselves, kidnapping, world building, competence porn, AUs

Things I Don't Want:

Animal harm, child harm, sexual assault, noncon, racism, sexism, ablism, unhappy endings, grimdark, stronger than canon levels of violence, non-canon betrayals.

Request #1: Murderbot Diaries

I love Murderbot and would be happy with so many things. You could do plotty casefic or a missing scene from the books. Something focusing on squishy feelings and Found Family with Mensah and ART. Murderbot gets to visit the set of one of it's favorite shows? Murderbot writes for Yuletide? ART tells it's crew about Murderbot?

Do not want: grimdark, major character death, Murderbot having sex/sexual feelings, sexual assault, any -isms, unhappy endings

Request #2: Barb and Star Go to Vista del Mar

I am still not 100% sure that I didn't hallucinate this fever dream of a movie. Can you please give me some more of this goofy feelgood absurdity? More musical numbers? More Barb and Star and Edgar and Tommy Bahama and giant fruity cocktails and over-the-top adventures?

Also, if you want to mash this up with another canon (Spy Kids comes to mind), feel free to go for it!

Do not want: anything unhappy, explicit sex

Request #3: The Locked Tomb Series (Gideon the Ninth)

I can't decide what I want here. Gideon and Harrow having to deal with Feelings TM. Palamedes and Camilla solving mysteries. FEALTY. Abigail being lovely. Ortus's epic poetry. An expansion of or addition to Harrow's AU memories. World building about the various Houses.

Do not want: more violence or gore than canon, sexual assault, various-isms, unhappy endings, non-canon deaths.

Feel free to post anonymously if you have any questions!